Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I bet he comes in French.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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