why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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