Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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