you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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