I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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