We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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