i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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