She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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