We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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