Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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