Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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