So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I just had sex on a roof
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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