More tranny stories later!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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