I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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