Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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