he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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