The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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