I want to make a zoo with you.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
pray to the hookup gods
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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