I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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