New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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