Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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