You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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