Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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