Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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