FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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