Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
