Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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