I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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