He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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