I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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