Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm too high and old for this...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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