arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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