Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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