I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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