Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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