Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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