We're like a lot better than the average bears
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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