Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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