Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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