Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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