if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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