I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Floor bacon is actually really good
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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