at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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