Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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