arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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You are the jesus of drinking
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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