I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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