im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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