Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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