you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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