I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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