the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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