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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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