i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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